| A woman accompanied her husband to
the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the
wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering
from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you
don't do the following, your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and
make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious
meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially
nice meal for him.Don't burden him with chores, as this could
further his stress.
Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his
stress worse. Tryto relax your husband in the eveningby
wearing lingerie andgiving him plenty
of backrubs. Encourage him to
watch some type ofteam sporting event on television.
And most importantly, make love with your husbandseveral
times a week andsatisfy his every whim. If you can do thisfor
the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his
health.
On the way home, the husband
asked his wife, "What
did the doctor say?""You're
going todie," she
replied.
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