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At about 3A.M.
I wasdrunk
as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear thecuckoo
clockcuckoo
three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooednine
more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was
veryproud of myself.
The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied,
"Midnight,just
like I said."She said that was good, andfor
some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed
midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'Shit!,' cuckooed four more
times, farted, cuckooed three times,cleared
its throat,cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."
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